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I'm a bored individual. i'm also a cosplayer/roleplayer. The upmost randomest things you will here.
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internationalflycentre:

blasianxbri:

Racism in its PUREST form.

I mean, let’s be real. Bill O’Reilly is ignorant as fuck. 

Fuckin prick

(Source: nosdrinker, via phantomsixthman)

Anonymous asked: imagine after the first time teen!john and teen!sherlock have sex and john goes to pull sherlock in for a cuddle, and sherlock doesn't really move. john's really confused and kinda hurt for a second before he sees that sherlock's not moving because he's making a disgusted face at the drying semen all over his hand. he laughs and tells him he can go wash it off if he wants to and sherlock just bolts out of the room and into the bathroom


Answer:

aconissa:

"god john sex is so unhygienic”

"fine we won’t ever do it again"

"now wait just one diddly darn second"

John and Sherlock's sex holiday, though →

atiki-drugged-your-tea:

  • Sherlock checking in at the hotel like “The name is Holmes, double room with king size bed for me and my husband, Dr. John Watson. John, my husband. My husband, John, and I have booked a double room. Me and my husband. John. John Watson, my husband.”
  • John and Sherlock being so loud every…
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Anonymous asked: Sherlock makes horny detective noises as John gropes him through his tight trousers. John covers his face in kisses as he pulls Sherlock's straining erection out. Sherlock gasps as John slowly strokes his penis from base to tip. Sherlock's hands clutch at John and he leans against the wall as his knees weaken. John sinks to his knees and bobs his head up and down Sherlock's cock. Sherlock moans and tugs at John's hair. John lubes up his finger with spit and gently pushes it into Sherlock's hole.


Answer:

punklock:

HORNY DETECTIVE NOISES

HORNY DETECTIVE NOISES

HORNY DETECTIVE NOISES

johnlockedness:

Uniform fetishist - All the nice girls like a soldier

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name >:D 

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Congratulations, lying is a vital survival skill. And a terrible habit.

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everyworldneedslove:

aro-ace-wonderwoman:

I swear a lot of people would be less confused about their sexual orientation if they knew that romantic orientations were also a thing.

YES THIS IS TRUE. AND THAT THE TWO ORIENTATIONS DO NOT HAVE TO MATCH.

(Source: aro-ace-skeleton-warrior, via martin-j-christopher-freeman)

nice-wig-janis:

"what did you even do before you joined tumblr"
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